The "So Lisa Doesn't Have to Figure It Out Alone" Memo A practical memo covering the finances, accounts, insurance, and logistics that keep things running — written for the person who'd have to figure it all out if I wasn't around to explain it.
Big Brother Has a Boarding Pass By the time you hand over your boarding pass, a government risk score already exists for you. Here's what's being collected, who sees it, and what you can actually do about it.
Four Letters That Can Ruin Your Morning (And What They Say About You) SSSS on your boarding pass means you've been flagged for extra screening. It's annoying, rarely explainable, and says more about how border risk systems work than it does about you.
Your Passport Is a Minefield Your passport isn't just a travel document — it's a record of everywhere you've ever been, evaluated by people whose job is to find problems. Some stamps close more doors than others.
What's Actually in Your File (And How to Read It) I filed a FOIA request expecting a few dry records. What came back was 50+ pages of physical descriptions, secondary screening notes, and border officer remarks I didn't know existed. Here's how to read yours.
Your Phone Is a Snitch At the U.S. border, the Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to your phone. Officers can search it without a warrant — and they do. What's actually on there, and what you can do before you land.
The Airlines Know More Than the Government The most complete surveillance profile on you as a traveler isn't in a government database — it's sitting with your airline. And you handed most of it over voluntarily, in exchange for miles you'll probably never use.